The Fat Game

Ever played the Fat Game? Well, it's being played pretty darn well at our house this Sunday afternoon. I've eaten everything in sight (this is no exaggeration) and just had a craving for Parmesan popcorn. It's being popped this second. I don't want to go for a walk. It's raining. I don't want to play Wii Fit. It would take too much energy. All I want to do is keep my arss planted on the couch and eat some more. If my theory works, by tomorrow morning I'll feel so fat, I'll want to get out and run. Time will tell...